Culture Mush

After watching the debate and listening/reading all of the breakdowns from the always knowledgeable analysts, I have decided that I am still convinced that I’ll never vote for McCain. I have also decided to put together my own list of observations from Presidential debate #1.

• Tahj Mowry of Smart Guy never disappeared. He grew up to run for President of the United States!

• Obama agrees with McCain on lots of issues, while McCain says obama is clueless. So collectively, where does this put them, and is this admission from McCain that he is in fact clueless himself?
• Mccain doesn’t tolerate Genocide and you can see this on his track record…He has no problems fighting wars to stop genocide (according to McCain), yet Darfur is being ignored. Oh…I know why! Because he’s perfectly happy tying up our troops in iraq with a war that cannot be won!
• Obama counteracts McCain’s bracelet story…Yet can’t remember the name of the soldier who’s mother that gave it to him. Why tell a story that you can’t remember!?
• McCain has seen every country in the world, and apparently knows 100% about each one after spending a day or 2 there.
• McCain’s creepy smirks reminds me of an elderly man who’s lost his marbles, while Obama’s smirks remind you of a grandchild that knows his loony grandpa needs to take his meds and get some sleep.
• Obama can’t figure out what the hell needs to be cut out of our budget to get the economy in order, while McCain can’t figure out that he’s running for president today…and not 26 years ago.
• Obama’s teeth look like white chicklets, while Mccain’s look like overcooked pieces of corn.
• Mccain’s dentures were slipping all night, thus expelling an annoying whistle anytime he used a word with the letter S. Reminds me a bit of this guy below: